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I had some fears about JAR looking for a potential housemate.
This morning I sent him the email below:-

Ok. I better get this off my chest.
I worry about u getting a potential housemate.
Reasons?
OK I admit some of the reasons below are pretty selfish but I will lay them in front of u anyways.

• If your housemate is a female
  I worry that u might get romantically involved
  I worry that u might get sexually involved
  I worry that u might get involved
  
• If your housemate is a male
  I worry about ur safety
  I worry about ur security
  
  Yup. I am still worry wart. Please do me a favor and only rent out to over 80 year old females and immobile males.